'Well, Frobisher, it's taken a millennium, but thanks to our initial public stock offering, we've finally turned lead into gold.'
Wizard Of Wall Street Gifts
Looking for a clever gift for the creative Wall Street enthusiast? Our range of funny and witty products blends finance and fantasy, making every trader, investor, or trader-at-heart smile. Whether they’re closing deals or dreaming of financial wizardry, these gifts add a touch of humor and charm to their daily grind.
Profit
"Gentlemen, we're missing a great opportunity by not hitching this company to the current tailspin."
"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."
'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'
'I think I know what the problem is!'
"Remember, money is only a tool - to make more money."
"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."
"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."
'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'
Piggy bank #5: carrying (colour).
'We must grasp this new opportunity'
That Awkward Moment When You Discover That Wall Street's Insanity Is Helping You
'Does it bother you that we have all the money?'
"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades."
'And this is my strategic money reserve.'
Men on escalators reading newspapers, shares are going up on the up escalator and down on the down escalator.
Money exchange
Wealth Juggler.
wealth investment
"Now that's how to declare a dividend!"
"Good news. Your medical prognosis is right in sync with your retirement portfolio."
Dept. of the Treasury
'Bedtime stories at the Browns'.'
"Most of what I want this year is listed on the Nasdaq."
Warren Buffett as a child
'Mr Rombly has cancelled his appointment. The Dow is up and he's feeling no pain.'
'The latest market research shows that men's neckware width is the most accurate indicator of market fluctuations.'
Dollar Sign Christmas Tree.
'Twenty percent bluechips, ten percent small-caps, five percent currency hedges and the remainder in cash. Get that list to Santa right away.'
Warren Buffett
'I chose here since heaven won't allow you to take your bonus and golden parachute with you.'
'The 'free market' economic theory is falling!'
'So, in 2079 you see the company breaking even. Can you give me some idea where you see things 10 years after that?'
'You simply put up a minimum of $2,500. If the price of fish goes up, your investment goes up. If the price of the fish goes down, your investment goes down.'
Wizard Of Wall Street Gifts Collection
Wizard Of Wall Street Mugs
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Wizard Of Wall Street Pillows
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Wizard Of Wall Street Prints
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Wizard Of Wall Street T-Shirts
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