Wizard Art Enthusiast Gifts

'They had a special at the tan salon today-- buy a full body spray tan, get a free air-brushed wizard painting!'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

"Baldo, you're a very good artist! You should put your talent to use."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"Confounded spell checker... never catches anything."

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

'31 years in graphic design eh, so I shouldn't be surprised you've retouched your photo on your CV.'

"I don't know, it's just the whole Dark Ages thing. It's got me down."

Witch has Exorcise Video.

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"Oh well, I'm off the see the orthopedist."

"Come with us to see the wizard. He can find you a brain!"

"CBD… oil… CBD… oil…"

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

"Right! It's a heart op, neurosurgery and counselling. And I'll have the Wiz"

'Why don't we try a renegotiated buyout offer before we go with the Plague of Rabid Bats thing.'

"I can't have the wart removed, I just got the Wicked Witch role in 'Wizard of Oz'."

'It's exploded! The wizard warned him to break it in gently.'

'Stealth broom.'

"A fire-breathing dragon represents the conflict you have with the Lord of the Manor."

'I've never met such a heartless, gutless and brainless board of directors!'

"The magic's still there, but the sex is terrible."

'Well, since you put it like that, I suppose we could reduce the price of the property slightly.'

"After all these years, I'm sure of only one thing: when I heat the liquid, it boils."

'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'

'Hmm, wrong bottle. I guess THIS one must've been the Elixir of Death...'