Witty Waiter Gifts

Searching for a gift for a witty waiter? Browse our collection of playful, clever items designed to match their quick wit and creative charm. Whether it's for a special occasion or just because, find a gift that truly resonates with their spirited personality. From mugs to prints, our products celebrate humor and hospitality in style.

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"My compliments to whoever opened the can."

"My compliments to whoever opened the can." mockup

"My compliments to whoever opened the can."

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"Another week another dollar, Jenkins" mockup

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

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Bangers and Mash

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Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e mockup

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

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'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!' mockup

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

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"...and for today only, you'll get 10% off all tithing!"

"...and for today only, you'll get 10% off all tithing!" mockup

"...and for today only, you'll get 10% off all tithing!"

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Drive-thru Church

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'You should agree with me, but not all the time, Try mixing it up a little,'

'You should agree with me, but not all the time, Try mixing it up a little,' mockup

'You should agree with me, but not all the time, Try mixing it up a little,'

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Heimlich maneuver, Gastric bypass surgery, Liver transplant.

Heimlich maneuver, Gastric bypass surgery, Liver transplant. mockup

Heimlich maneuver, Gastric bypass surgery, Liver transplant.

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Call Your Office

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'Ms. Hatton, take a letter, a number and a hike...'

'Ms. Hatton, take a letter, a number and a hike...' mockup

'Ms. Hatton, take a letter, a number and a hike...'

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'I'll have the steak.' (Fish in tank start jumping for joy).

'I'll have the steak.' (Fish in tank start jumping for joy). mockup

'I'll have the steak.' (Fish in tank start jumping for joy).

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In 1682 in a remote cave in the Ural Mountains, Heinrick Glaston discovers irony.

In 1682 in a remote cave in the Ural Mountains, Heinrick Glaston discovers irony. mockup

In 1682 in a remote cave in the Ural Mountains, Heinrick Glaston discovers irony.

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Heart To Heart

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The Gilmore Girls

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When Stupid People Get an Idea

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Cold caller.

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Arabic Thief Salad - lashings of whipped cream...

Arabic Thief Salad - lashings of whipped cream... mockup

Arabic Thief Salad - lashings of whipped cream...

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'This sermon will run a little longer because it's a sermon about sermons that run a little long.'

'This sermon will run a little longer because it's a sermon about sermons that run a little long.' mockup

'This sermon will run a little longer because it's a sermon about sermons that run a little long.'

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'Sure you always catch bigger fish than me. Your arms are a foot longer than mine.'

'Sure you always catch bigger fish than me. Your arms are a foot longer than mine.' mockup

'Sure you always catch bigger fish than me. Your arms are a foot longer than mine.'

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'I'd like an 'Innuendo' please - a big one.'

'I'd like an 'Innuendo' please - a big one.' mockup

'I'd like an 'Innuendo' please - a big one.'

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'The part I like best about sex is when I light a cigarette and say next.'

'The part I like best about sex is when I light a cigarette and say next.' mockup

'The part I like best about sex is when I light a cigarette and say next.'

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"Your Honor, I would like the record to state that Mr. Katzman is a 'hostile witness'."

"Your Honor, I would like the record to state that Mr. Katzman is a 'hostile witness'." mockup

"Your Honor, I would like the record to state that Mr. Katzman is a 'hostile witness'."

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"Tom, we've started a little office pool on how long it'll take me to get your job. Want in?"

"Tom, we've started a little office pool on how long it'll take me to get your job. Want in?" mockup

"Tom, we've started a little office pool on how long it'll take me to get your job. Want in?"

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It started with a giggling sound in the suspension, then a noise in the ventilator, and then...

It started with a giggling sound in the suspension, then a noise in the ventilator, and then... mockup

It started with a giggling sound in the suspension, then a noise in the ventilator, and then...

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'Since you were late to work so often, we should have given the watch when you started 43 years ago.'

'Since you were late to work so often, we should have given the watch when you started 43 years ago.' mockup

'Since you were late to work so often, we should have given the watch when you started 43 years ago.'

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'How many husbands have I had? Do you mean excluding my own?'

'How many husbands have I had? Do you mean excluding my own?' mockup

'How many husbands have I had? Do you mean excluding my own?'

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"Before I start today's sermon let's take 5 minutes to view the highlights reel from the last 3 Sundays..."

"Before I start today's sermon let's take 5 minutes to view the highlights reel from the last 3 Sundays..." mockup

"Before I start today's sermon let's take 5 minutes to view the highlights reel from the last 3 Sundays..."

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Edwina momentarily considered sarcasm. . .

Edwina momentarily considered sarcasm. . . mockup

Edwina momentarily considered sarcasm. . .

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'When I said you will get an office with windows, I was referring to the operating system on the computer.'

'When I said you will get an office with windows, I was referring to the operating system on the computer.' mockup

'When I said you will get an office with windows, I was referring to the operating system on the computer.'

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"Our founder was a real joker. That's the first silver dollar he ever glued to the floor."

"Our founder was a real joker. That's the first silver dollar he ever glued to the floor." mockup

"Our founder was a real joker. That's the first silver dollar he ever glued to the floor."

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One Way/Two Ways.

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Mechanics price list.

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'How many more days until we let them know it's just a joke?'

'How many more days until we let them know it's just a joke?' mockup

'How many more days until we let them know it's just a joke?'

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Witty Waiter Gifts Collection

Witty Waiter Mugs

Explore our collection of witty waiter mugs—funny, clever, and perfect for any coffee lover or hospitality hero.

Witty Waiter Pillows

Discover our witty waiter pillows—adding a humorous charm to their home or workspace with funny, relatable designs.

Witty Waiter Prints

Browse our witty waiter prints—perfect for decorating kitchens, bars, or cozy corners with humor and style.

Witty Waiter T-Shirts

Check out our witty waiter T-shirts—bursting with humor and personality, ideal for any casual or workwear occasion.