Witty Retorts Appreciator Gifts

Looking for a gift for someone who appreciates witty retorts? Our collection features products that showcase clever humor and sharp wit. Whether they love to banter or simply enjoy a good laugh, these thoughtfully designed items will tickle their funny bone and respect their quick thinking. Ideal for friends, colleagues, or anyone who enjoys a bit of playful sarcasm, our gifts are both fun and memorable. Find the perfect way to compliment their sharp tongue and intelligent sense of humor.

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"The entire time you were talking to Marissa you had a piece of spinach between your teeth."

"The entire time you were talking to Marissa you had a piece of spinach between your teeth." mockup

"The entire time you were talking to Marissa you had a piece of spinach between your teeth."

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"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat." mockup

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

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"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else." mockup

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

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'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.' mockup

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

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Cat Burglar

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"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!" mockup

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

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'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.' mockup

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

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"Touché"

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Who's gone medieval on our ass?

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Clancy Strip: Money and Beer

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"Tell me more about your fear of going bald."

"Tell me more about your fear of going bald." mockup

"Tell me more about your fear of going bald."

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Voltaire

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Lot for people who don't know how to park.

Lot for people who don't know how to park. mockup

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

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"Sadie, I just heard they discovered lots of ancient cities buried hundreds of years ago in the jungles of Cambodia. They've each got weird geometric patterns outlining what may have been gardens. But no one really knows what they were used for. I guess what I'm asking you is... what were they used for? Y'know, since you were there to see them in their prime. They were used for ritual sacrifices of dullards. For educational purposes, I shall now perform one."

"Sadie, I just heard they discovered lots of ancient cities buried hundreds of years ago in the jungles of Cambodia. They've each got weird geometric patterns outlining what may have been gardens. But no one really knows what they were used for. I guess what I'm asking you is... what were they used for? Y'know, since you were there to see them in their prime. They were used for ritual sacrifices of dullards. For educational purposes, I shall now perform one."

from $19.00