Witty Reminder Seeker Pillows

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

The Snarky District

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

Your computer has every alert, alarm and reminder possible...enough with the sticky notes!!!

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

God's Sticky Notes

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

A good executive is known by the company he keeps solvent.

'The way I see it, with all the talk shows out there, nobody needs a wife!'

Arabic Thief Salad - lashings of whipped cream...

In 1682 in a remote cave in the Ural Mountains, Heinrick Glaston discovers irony.

'Only one phone call so far, your wife says you forgot to kiss her goodbye when you left the house.'

'That reminds me - your hospital appointment is next week.'

Law office sign: "Defending the citizen's entitlement to folly since 1935"

'Bancroft, it's time to pay the salesmen their bonuses. Would you please stop at the butchers' shop and get a few pounds of raw meat?'

'And you dolls are the only friends I need to keep me... hey, where are you going?'

'You've wasted a lot of time. It's all on my blog.'

"Sure, elephants never forget, but sometimes we can use a little help."

"You're right. It does look better around your neck."

Must... Remember...

'...so you need us to slow time, break the law and perform three miracles...by next Tuesday. You need to dial extension 101 and ask for the Wizard of Oz!'

Sense, Sensibility & Sid, Attorneys at Law. 'We cover all the bases.'

"What if I run out of sticky notes to remind myself to get more sticky notes???"

"I cried because I had no shoes, the I met a horse who had no hooves, and a turtle who had no smoking jacket, and I laughed, because of something funny I remembered."

'I should have told you about the side effects. Anyway, I think it looks really good small.'

"My advice, don't marry for money. You can borrow it for 3.5%."

'I've been lucky with men - I haven't met any yet...'

'I believe the saying is 'trust but verify,' not 'trust, but what would mother do'.'

A Butt Ox

"No, I don't want to know my age in dog years."

Note from Self: Stick To It

Never try to solve an economic problem with a political answer.

Life's toughest decision-when to start middle age.

Father's Day - Tie featuring list of Jobs to do.