Reminder Rebel Pillows

Must... Remember...

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"I gotta be me!"

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

'It all started when he tried to assemble a backyard gym without reading the instructions.'

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

Make your resolutions achievable.

Your computer has every alert, alarm and reminder possible...enough with the sticky notes!!!

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

'You have to STUDY for tests, dummy -- you can't just put a memory stick in your ear!'

'What have I made for dinner? A reservation at the restaurant down the road. . .'

God's Sticky Notes

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

"I hate this time of year."

"I really got used to working from home."

Non-Uniform Day Today.

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

Unabridged Dictionary

Fat lady standing on a weighing machine. Its print out says 'I Quit!'.

'Are you ready for me to read the instructions yet?'

'Do you have any other references besides your mom and Santa Claus?'

"I'm just saying you're not allowed to use your phone during class. You're not being de-platformed."

"Writing is... rewriting."

'I think it's for compliance with some Federal safety regulation.'

Rules and procedure

Realistic resolutions 1. Give up drinking (until you have a terrible day on January 7th) 2. Exercise (until you realise it is too cold and you are too tired) 3. Eat healthy food (until you remember that you love - and in fact need - an enormous plate of mac 'n' cheese)

"I'd like to make a supper reservation for 12 disciples + 1, and could you put us at a table big enough so we can all sit on one side."

"Once again, I'm not dressed appropriately for the weather."

"So what are you planning on giving up for New Year?"