Reminder Fanatic Pillows

"What if I run out of sticky notes to remind myself to get more sticky notes???"

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Your computer has every alert, alarm and reminder possible...enough with the sticky notes!!!

God's Sticky Notes

'Yes, your papers seem to have lots of citations, but I've checked: They're all self-citations...'

'He's wearing a toupee.'

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

Futuristic Teenagers.

'He thinks there's an evil robot from the future in his closet.'

Preserved

Knight

'I've tied a knot to remind you to feed him.'

'The stuff legends are made of'

'That reminds me - your hospital appointment is next week.'

"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"

"They call this a universal charger?"

Mon is reading by the light of the eye of providence.

'This beeper goes off when it's my Birthday. This beeper goes off on the day we met. This beeper goes off on Valentine's Day...'

When psychics fight.

Who's Hoot

"Sure, elephants never forget, but sometimes we can use a little help."

A fortune-teller working her new big plasma crystal ball.

"It was buried only last month, but we couldn't wait."

"I'm from the future. . . you're running low on the Chateau Margaux '86."

Three cheers for advertising.

"I'm from the future and, yes, we are still carrying around those little water bottles."

Must... Remember...

Madame Zsa Zsa: Closed Due to Unforeseen Circumstances.

'You are being completely duped by a stranger! She says she can foretell your future, but she is just a con artist...'