Witty Humor Pillows

'Dear Oscar, such a dry sense of humour.'

Oil Change

Under Canvas

Jump The Queue

Postbox

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

A lady playing piano and a man talking to her

"I love this time of year."

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

Heart To Heart

'Sorry, but I do not recall that incident either.'

Arabic Thief Salad - lashings of whipped cream...

"It doesn't look much like a 'witty painting' now, does it sir?"

'Twigs... great, that'll be comfortable.'

'I'd like an 'Innuendo' please - a big one.'

Do you believe in money at first sight?

Spiv

My army drill instructors license plate is HUP-2-3-4.

"You have a lot of unresolved anger and it's settled in your hat."

Whipping Cream

The tree of liberty can survive only so much grafting.

'How many husbands have I had? Do you mean excluding my own?'

Edwina momentarily considered sarcasm. . .

People want as much government as they deserve.

Tom Bowler

"He's a good boy, but he sheds like crazy."

"Can I have a knife and fork, please."

"Hey, David...what's a five letter noun for someone I couldn't live without...oh yeah, kitty!"

"Well, it's only one glass after dinner darling!"

'you should know my wife thinks I'm stupid.'

"Once you get past the divine right of kings, I'm not much into theology."

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Sheet Music