Witty Conversations Pillows

'-are your ears burning too?'

"I've always feared this day would come. I'm running out of snarky replies."

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."

"I love it when your eyes blaze like that; you remind me of Moses."

Crow and fox

"Darling, do you ever worry that we're becoming some sort of Merchant-Ivory production?"

"Are we ‘still working’? No, we’re still eating. You, however, are ‘still working’—now get lost!"

LEMONADE, 'Actually, I hate places like this.'

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

Jokes machine.

The Algonquin Round Table

'Mom can I have another apple?'

Cold caller.

When Stupid People Get an Idea

"So, what is your star sign?"

'The bar association barred me from going before the bar...So I came to a bar.'

"Virginia Woolf meets 'Car Talk.'"

Bat out of Hell

Heart To Heart

The Gilmore Girls

"Tell her I'm exercising my twenty-first amendment rights."

'Sure you always catch bigger fish than me. Your arms are a foot longer than mine.'

"Tom, we've started a little office pool on how long it'll take me to get your job. Want in?"

'The part I like best about sex is when I light a cigarette and say next.'

"Your Honor, I would like the record to state that Mr. Katzman is a 'hostile witness'."

"Have you ever licked cream off a woman's body?"

'According to my Dad, bosses are just like headmasters. The only difference is that they give you money every month.'

'How many husbands have I had? Do you mean excluding my own?'

"Try the fish. It's brain food"

Edwina momentarily considered sarcasm. . .

'My favorite position? Chairperson of the Board.'

"I don't think you can claim that Martin Amis plaguerised your work just because you both used the words 'to','if' and 'but' on page 46."

'I preferred it before you started taking Prozac.'