Witty Conversation Lover Pillows

Lady of 'Friendly Loans' to man: 'I think we should just be friends.'

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

"I love it when your eyes blaze like that; you remind me of Moses."

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

Crow and fox

"Darling, do you ever worry that we're becoming some sort of Merchant-Ivory production?"

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

Jokes machine.

'I see an applicant being hired!'

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

"Are we ‘still working’? No, we’re still eating. You, however, are ‘still working’—now get lost!"

LEMONADE, 'Actually, I hate places like this.'

The Algonquin Round Table

'Mom can I have another apple?'

"Tell her I'm exercising my twenty-first amendment rights."

Cold caller.

Bar Therapy

"Virginia Woolf meets 'Car Talk.'"

Papa, how come Rudolph has a red nose? Because he's a drunk, son. Plain and simple.

"It doesn't look much like a 'witty painting' now, does it sir?"

'Sorry, but I do not recall that incident either.'

The Gilmore Girls

When Stupid People Get an Idea

"So, what is your star sign?"

'The bar association barred me from going before the bar...So I came to a bar.'

Bat out of Hell

'Sure you always catch bigger fish than me. Your arms are a foot longer than mine.'

'The part I like best about sex is when I light a cigarette and say next.'

"Tom, we've started a little office pool on how long it'll take me to get your job. Want in?"