Witty Conversation Lover Pillows

Lady of 'Friendly Loans' to man: 'I think we should just be friends.'

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

"I love it when your eyes blaze like that; you remind me of Moses."

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

"Darling, do you ever worry that we're becoming some sort of Merchant-Ivory production?"

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

Crow and fox

'I understand you know how to treat a woman.'

'I see an applicant being hired!'

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

LEMONADE, 'Actually, I hate places like this.'

Happy Hour 5-7. (Not really an hour, not really happy.) At last, truth in advertising.

"Are we ‘still working’? No, we’re still eating. You, however, are ‘still working’—now get lost!"

Jokes machine.

The Algonquin Round Table

'Mom can I have another apple?'

"Tell her I'm exercising my twenty-first amendment rights."

When Stupid People Get an Idea

Cold caller.

Bat out of Hell

Bar Therapy

'Sorry, but I do not recall that incident either.'

'The bar association barred me from going before the bar...So I came to a bar.'

"So, what is your star sign?"

The Gilmore Girls

"It doesn't look much like a 'witty painting' now, does it sir?"

Papa, how come Rudolph has a red nose? Because he's a drunk, son. Plain and simple.

"Virginia Woolf meets 'Car Talk.'"

'Sure you always catch bigger fish than me. Your arms are a foot longer than mine.'

Quizzo tonight! Win a tee shirt! Trivia is my middle name, but I have all the tee shirts I need. So, tell me something: Are there Quizzo groupies?

'The part I like best about sex is when I light a cigarette and say next.'