Witty Conversation Lovers Pillows

'Mom can I have another apple?'

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."

Protest

"I love it when your eyes blaze like that; you remind me of Moses."

'If you must know, yes, I do sometimes fake purring.'

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

Crow and fox

"Darling, do you ever worry that we're becoming some sort of Merchant-Ivory production?"

"Are we ‘still working’? No, we’re still eating. You, however, are ‘still working’—now get lost!"

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

LEMONADE, 'Actually, I hate places like this.'

Jokes machine.

'I see an applicant being hired!'

"I find it disturbing when you breathe through your nose."

The Algonquin Round Table

'The bar association barred me from going before the bar...So I came to a bar.'

When Stupid People Get an Idea

"So, what is your star sign?"

Bat out of Hell

'Sorry, but I do not recall that incident either.'

Bar Therapy

Cold caller.

"Tell her I'm exercising my twenty-first amendment rights."

"Virginia Woolf meets 'Car Talk.'"

"It doesn't look much like a 'witty painting' now, does it sir?"

The Gilmore Girls

Papa, how come Rudolph has a red nose? Because he's a drunk, son. Plain and simple.

'Sure you always catch bigger fish than me. Your arms are a foot longer than mine.'

'The part I like best about sex is when I light a cigarette and say next.'