One of the lesser known joys of being a fencing instructor.
Witty Combat Fanatic Gifts
Searching for a gift that captures the sharp humor and passion of a combat enthusiast? Our collection features witty designs that celebrate their love for battle with a clever twist. Whether they’re into martial arts, video games, or combat sports, find the ideal humorous and thoughtful item that speaks to their fierce yet funny side.
Smart Ass - Wise Ass
"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."
"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"
'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'
"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."
3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.
"How the heck could you forget your sword?"
A street fight.
Tank driver wielding a slingshot.
"I never make the same mistake twice. I make it 5-6 times, just to be sure."
'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'
Napoleon marches off alone
"Three more classes and I get my belt."
A lesson in wit
Knights of the iPhone
Know-it-alls
'Hamster Swat Team.'
'Yeah, but tomorrow I'll be sober, and you'll still be a giraffe!'
Technical specifications: semi-automatic 1.2 mm cartoon launcher. 7.5 inch barrels holds a full stick of graphite. Fires rounds of sarcasm, satire and spoofs. Takes out religious fanatics with sharp wit.
'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'
"Hey Ref - any chance you can get those buzzards to quit circling over my fighter?"
"Yeah, I know why you pulled me over. But, c'mon. I'm down to half a pack a day and I'm tryin' to quit."
'Try hitting him harder.' 'Is that all you have to say?' 'Try hitting him harder, PLEASE.'
"Bad news Darling, I'm going to be posted abroad"
'When did 'At Ease' become 'Chill'?'
Sailor and mine
"Dear Mum, please stop sending me food parcels..."
"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists"
Really big bang
If I may paraphrase an old saying, "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to urinate like racehorses." ! !
'With Myrna and I, it was love at first slight.'
“Sarge, could you please stop trying to hold my hand!”
"Is something funny, soldier?"
'It's C company, Sir, they've gone completely over the top.'
Witty Combat Fanatic Gifts Collection
Witty Combat Fanatic Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for the witty combat fanatic—full of clever quotes and battle-inspired humor.
Witty Combat Fanatic Pillows
Discover witty combat-themed pillows—ideal for adding humor and personality to their home décor.
Witty Combat Fanatic Prints
Browse our clever combat prints—perfect for the enthusiast who loves to decorate with humor and fighting spirit.
Witty Combat Fanatic T-Shirts
Find amusing and sharp t-shirts for the combat lover in your life—designed to showcase their witty side.