Quirky Combat Lover Gifts

"Luke, use the fork!"

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

"I love you, you big fool."

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

A street fight.

Storage Unit of Love

Great, the skeletons of all the other cartoon characters who were here before us.

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

'I even love the way you snore!'

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

The Mad Hatter finally gets taken down.

'Going up?'

"Your being boring, stuffy and predictable is part of your charm."

"So, Mr. Igor - why do you want to be a laboratory assistant?"

"What do you think? Too Edward Gorey?"

'It's good to see you sweating off your stress.'

Four ballerinas

Freak Family.

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

One of the lesser known joys of being a fencing instructor.

Flatware Follies.

Andy Warhol

'I don't think they are playing with a full deck.'

"It's Irv Pelton, Mr. Mather, from the Voice Crying in the Wilderness Department."

"Ooh, this one sounds interesting, 'Single, vegetarian, bulbous, with moves like a lava lamp'."

'What do you mean, you want a divorce?'

"So for you being buried alive was largely a negative experience?"

Miss Lonelyhearts Advice to the Lovelorn