Witty Art Fan Gifts

'Of course you can stay the night-what d'you fancy-on top or underneath?'

"Whose the new guy?"

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

Had enough of the box.

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

'That's the problem with living with an artist, the fruitbowl is always off...'

Sharks' Mission Statement

DOGE* to English Instant Translator Device

"Hey, baby. . .! I'veabout got this thing won. . . Wanna come to my victory party?"

'Talking of of big tops have you seen the new barmaid at the Green Dragon?'

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

Brexit

'I see Phelps is back from that stress reduction seminar.'

Ireland and its Celtic Tiger request some donations

Big Drug Companies Hooked

Peace in Gaza?

Exhibition for Prisoners

"As I thought...the carefree extravagant days are over. There's no marble foyer."

Art in pandemic time: after Jeff Koons Coronaballoon

'The Sadly Insanes do Baghdad.'

'Do you expect to be stuffed on Thanksgiving?'

Food inspection results

"Remember - you have sharp teeth and claws, but he has sarcasm."

Don Jr.

The euro as a monster

Welsh water sewage

Mismanagement at the Bank of England

Hanging Rope of Freedom

Micromanagement

"Bloody Graffiti."

"Tee hee. . . Turner Prize here I come. . .!"