Witty Art Fan Prints

'Of course you can stay the night-what d'you fancy-on top or underneath?'

"Whose the new guy?"

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

Had enough of the box.

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

'That's the problem with living with an artist, the fruitbowl is always off...'

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

DOGE* to English Instant Translator Device

'Talking of of big tops have you seen the new barmaid at the Green Dragon?'

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

"Hey, baby. . .! I'veabout got this thing won. . . Wanna come to my victory party?"

Brexit

'I see Phelps is back from that stress reduction seminar.'

Ireland and its Celtic Tiger request some donations

Big Drug Companies Hooked

Peace in Gaza?

Welsh water sewage

'Do you expect to be stuffed on Thanksgiving?'

"Remember - you have sharp teeth and claws, but he has sarcasm."

Exhibition for Prisoners

The euro as a monster

Food inspection results

Art in pandemic time: after Jeff Koons Coronaballoon

"As I thought...the carefree extravagant days are over. There's no marble foyer."

Don Jr.

'The Sadly Insanes do Baghdad.'

Mismanagement at the Bank of England

"Tee hee. . . Turner Prize here I come. . .!"

"Bloody Graffiti."

Metal Detector, Melanin dector

Micromanagement

'It's not art - I just overfed my goldfish!'

"You think you're barking at nothing, but you're really barking at all the angry political rhetoric."