Wishbone Enthusiast Gifts

"Finally the wishbone I'd always dreamed of."

So Many Wishes so few wishbones.

"He's having a hard time finding work."

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

Wish upon a star (well it's worth a try).

'Computers' 'Hardware' 'Software'

"We need to put in more bones."

"My, it feels good to sit down."

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

"Chapter three: Homo erectus and the practical use of bones..."

'Higgins, control yourself and sit down!'

'Useful Drywall Screws' next to a huge box of 'Useless Drywall Screws.'

Female nail has been hammered in. Says to male nail: 'Sorry, I have a headache.'

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

"Just remember keep your chin up Arthur"

The Sunrise of Vaccines

'Let's watch 'Remember the Tightens!'' 'No! I want to watch 'I Love Loosey!''

'Please don't mind me... Just carry on!'

George Smith Patton

Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! What's that malfunctioning machine? It's a "Justin Beeper"!

Political correctness - the early years

Putin's New History

"Now here's where she gets the military secrets."

Hardware Store. Do you have any fans? No, I'm not all that popular.

Power and the Glory tools

"We're good herding dogs, but that drone can't be good for job security."

Garage. Tell the scoutmaster we fixed his broken horn. Beep repaired!

If you're going to flap that hard, you need to tighten the wing nuts!

Triceratops - "A Turtleneck? You couldn't get me a shirt with buttons?

Bones

The night watchman eats ribs at the museum.

'That one, and that one, and that one, and. . .'