Wishbone Enthusiast Gifts

"Finally the wishbone I'd always dreamed of."

So Many Wishes so few wishbones.

"He's having a hard time finding work."

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

Wish upon a star (well it's worth a try).

'Computers' 'Hardware' 'Software'

"My, it feels good to sit down."

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

"We need to put in more bones."

"Chapter three: Homo erectus and the practical use of bones..."

'Higgins, control yourself and sit down!'

'Useful Drywall Screws' next to a huge box of 'Useless Drywall Screws.'

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

The Sunrise of Vaccines

"Just remember keep your chin up Arthur"

Female nail has been hammered in. Says to male nail: 'Sorry, I have a headache.'

'Please don't mind me... Just carry on!'

George Smith Patton

Putin's New History

"Now here's where she gets the military secrets."

Political correctness - the early years

Power and the Glory tools

"We're good herding dogs, but that drone can't be good for job security."

Bones

'Now that we've moved to this nudist colony, I suppose we should send everyone a change of undress notice!'

'Mom, I warned you to stop pushing all of the buttons.'

'That one, and that one, and that one, and. . .'

The night watchman eats ribs at the museum.