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"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

Team Leader

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

'I'm not motivated by profit, Henderson - I'm motivated by excessive profit.'

"We had a brainstorm - I hope it's a brainchild."

Tim Burton

Building giant sand pies.

The Day Dreamer.

"My buildings are meant to inspire."

Human Brain

The Doorway to Ideas

"The result of our last meeting are impressive: 3 completely solved crossword puzzles, 7 battleship matches, 5 shopping lists, and 26 really funny doodles."

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

Windmill

"I'm getting it registered as an historical landmark."

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

"Let's fund a world to travel to. With our imagination there's nothing we can't do!"

Bulb

Man sees Creative License Bureau

Irvine Welsh

"Well, you could wish for a new kitchen and a bathroom renovation; or alternatively you could just wish for a less idle husband."

"I'm a home-tech specialist. Your daughter called us. I'm here to convert her doll house into a smart doll house."

"My mental ink pen ran dry.

Man tries to build a traditional Indian Guru bed using flatpack furniture.

"Donny's just going through a brutalist phase."

'I don't know how much longer we can keep paying off these building inspectors.'

"This year we'll focus on the road, next year we can focus on building the highrise on the mountain."

"Is this your joke of an idea?"

"You'll probably have to start at the bottom, son, like the House of Representatives."

Will build to suit myself.

A writer fishes for inspiration.

'He's depressed because his make believe friend unfriended him on Facebook.'

"All this red tape is tying down my blue sky thinking."