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"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

Team Leader

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

Building giant sand pies.

"We had a brainstorm - I hope it's a brainchild."

Tim Burton

'I'm not motivated by profit, Henderson - I'm motivated by excessive profit.'

Human Brain

The Day Dreamer.

"My buildings are meant to inspire."

"The result of our last meeting are impressive: 3 completely solved crossword puzzles, 7 battleship matches, 5 shopping lists, and 26 really funny doodles."

"I'm getting it registered as an historical landmark."

Windmill

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

"Let's fund a world to travel to. With our imagination there's nothing we can't do!"

Bulb

Man sees Creative License Bureau

"I'm a home-tech specialist. Your daughter called us. I'm here to convert her doll house into a smart doll house."

"Well, you could wish for a new kitchen and a bathroom renovation; or alternatively you could just wish for a less idle husband."

Man tries to build a traditional Indian Guru bed using flatpack furniture.

"Donny's just going through a brutalist phase."

"My mental ink pen ran dry.

"This year we'll focus on the road, next year we can focus on building the highrise on the mountain."

"You'll probably have to start at the bottom, son, like the House of Representatives."

"OK, who's the joker?"

Will build to suit myself.

A writer fishes for inspiration.