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"The result of our last meeting are impressive: 3 completely solved crossword puzzles, 7 battleship matches, 5 shopping lists, and 26 really funny doodles."

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

Cookbooks

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Lego Haircut

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"Wait, there's another fold? No wonder we have so many extra stones."

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

"Do I have many meetings today?"

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

The White House: Some Assembly Required.

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

"Your tea party numbers are way down this month Jerry."

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

Pizza Tower Bridge

"Ah, to be young and foolish again."

Manhattan Cat atop the Flatiron Building

John Bull presenting the building for the 1862 International Exhibition to Britannia

Inventor of the Tudor spirit-level

Pisa Hut.

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!

Architectural Messages Through the Ages.

'Aluminum siding will be used to cut costs in restoration at the U.S. Capitol.'

'What's the fuss? It looks okay to me.'

'Ok, we've rented the whole building ... oops, they just put on another floor.'

"Doric Ionic Ozempic"

'Soufle, can I have the blueprint?.'

'I need a green house built ASAP.'

Doric, Ionic and Platonic.

“It’s a pre-war building, but you’ll see they’ve kept most of the details.”

Builders.