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"I guess no car for me this Christmas either."

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

Couple sharing the plastic widget from a pizza box like a chicken's wish bone

'After you ask him for the pony, ask him to pay for your college education.'

'You broke your wishbone. I'd suggest making a wish.'

Genie.

"In a Universe Light Years Away...Almost, son, but remember you have to light up all the people for your wish to come true."

'My Christmas list-Chapter 1'

"If three coins in the Trevi fountain will work, why not lots?"

'Did you make a wish?'

"If I had three wishes, my last wish would be to only have two wishes."

I heard you're on your way to Europe to secure a source of black market hepatitis C drugs. What? What are you talking about? I deny everything. Where did you hear that? You added an airplane pillow, the "German For Dummies," the book "Hep C and You," and "Smugglerco Duffel Bag w/Secret Compartment" to your Amazon wishlist. I ordered you the book "Not Everyone Is Cut Out For A Life Of Crime." I deny everything.

Dinosaur Wishbone

Xmas List.

Birthday cake

"How much do you tip your genie?"

"Comfortable?"

'Football on TV all year round, you say?'

"Scarlett Johansson"? Look, pal, I'm a wishing star, not a miracle-working star!

'I won't itemize. Just bring me one of everything.'

"A better standard of living?... Can you be a bit more specific?"

"Okay, what's your second wish?"

"Why is it you always head back to the well?" "Making a wish always makes me feel swell!"

"After you've wished once for food, you can stop using your other wishes on food."

"I'm your Fairy Dog Mother"

'My mother will bring me what I need. You bring me the good stuff.'

'Sorry, pal, but the last guy who rubbed my lamp took everything!'

'You know, this could take awhile - how about you and I do lunch somewhere?'

'World peace? Isn't that just an idealistic cliche?'

'Are you sure? OK. It's your wish Aladdin. You shall be in a boy band.'

'I'll grant your next wish as soon as I finish researching my Genie-Ology.'

'World peace? �--What's your second choice?'

"I'm the chairman of the wish foundation."