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'My Christmas list-Chapter 1'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'What's that? It's a leaving present for the next person who comes in late.'

Christmas Tree

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

"I said I'd give you the world, didn't I?"

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

Say it with flowers

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

'They're dog roses!'

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

"Gift"

"Colin kept the bar fairly low."

Christmas Presents.

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

Santa called but you were out!

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

Love.

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

It's a busy mother's day down there! The glucose molecule got his mom a box of sweets, the histamine brought flowers ... A sodium atom got bath salts, and the genes had a family portrait taken. Frank, the neuron didn't get a gift for his mother. No, he didn't but he always sends a nice message!

'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'

"I hate it..."

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

Bad gifts