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'My Christmas list-Chapter 1'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Christmas Tree

'What's that? It's a leaving present for the next person who comes in late.'

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

'They're dog roses!'

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

Say it with flowers

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

"Gift"

"Colin kept the bar fairly low."

Christmas Presents.

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

Santa called but you were out!

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

Love.

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'

"I hate it..."

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

Bad gifts

"Shouldn't have, you really."