Shopping List Architect Gifts

"The result of our last meeting are impressive: 3 completely solved crossword puzzles, 7 battleship matches, 5 shopping lists, and 26 really funny doodles."

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Cookbooks

Lego Haircut

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"Wait, there's another fold? No wonder we have so many extra stones."

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

"Do I have many meetings today?"

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

The White House: Some Assembly Required.

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

Pizza Tower Bridge

"Your tea party numbers are way down this month Jerry."

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

"Ah, to be young and foolish again."

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

Manhattan Cat atop the Flatiron Building

John Bull presenting the building for the 1862 International Exhibition to Britannia

Pisa Hut.

Inventor of the Tudor spirit-level

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!

Architectural Messages Through the Ages.

'Aluminum siding will be used to cut costs in restoration at the U.S. Capitol.'

'What's the fuss? It looks okay to me.'

'It's a self-build.'

Doric, Ionic and Platonic.

'Ok, we've rented the whole building ... oops, they just put on another floor.'

'I need a green house built ASAP.'

"Doric Ionic Ozempic"

'Soufle, can I have the blueprint?.'

“It’s a pre-war building, but you’ll see they’ve kept most of the details.”