Shopping List Lover Gifts

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

Cut Price

A women in a shoeshop.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

A young couple selects items from a shop.

"You pulled most of the muscles in your back lifting your to-do list? You've got a bigger problem than pulled muscles."

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

"Hey look, my To Do list! I haven't been able to find this for weeks!"

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

"I'm making a list of everything we have to do before we go away so we can freak out in some kind of order."

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

"I had no idea life could be so complicated."

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

How would Madam like to pay?

Self-Checkout.

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."