Wise Woman Admirer Gifts

'Yeah, we know- you weren't born again yesterday!'

Archimedes statue with a lever

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

A woman is as young as she feels like admitting to.

"There has been a sharp increase in his cantankerousness."

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

'Psychoanalysis is passé. I suggest we ask for asylum in France.'

'Well, put a jumper on if you're cold!'

Louisa May Alcott

Scale indicates the value of books.

"Mother, you were right."

'He's a successful investment advisor.'

"I got the bagel less everythinged, and that has made all the difference."

'Mother knows best, Dear, so stop rolling your eyes.'

"Fix it so it'll stream out behind, Pierre. I've been assigned to a motorcycle detail."

"I tried shutting my mouth and opening my mind, but then I remembered it's better to give than to receive."

The Latter Day Wisdom of Solomon

Madeleine Albright

"I used to live each dray to the fullest. Now I'm satisfied with every other Tuesday."

Three wise men following a lightbulb

Counsellor is an owl.

"Why do I get lumbered with Myrrh!"

"I'm not looking for absolute wisdom. . . just enough to get by."

'Why spend $12 million on market research? I'll just ask my mom.'

"Some days I wake up and feel so old..."

"I said it was Schubert, he said it was Schumann, I turned out to be right, he felt threatened, and I haven't seen him since."

'Grandpa, how did you settle things before litigation?'

We need the help of the smartest people we know. Time to call my Mom.

The Ladies of the Creation - Bloomerism. - No. I - Apropos of Bloomerism

'Won't be long, my dad is just passing down his values.'

'You wouldn't want to know.'

"Gold....Frankincense....and cash to cover holiday tipping."

You are looking for a pregnant virgin? Ha, ha.. Please let me know if you find one.

"We need the help of the smartest people we know."