Wise Owl Enthusiast Gifts

Owl reads "Who's Who"

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

Loopholes

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

'Will you stop! You know that freaks me out!'

Gold versus Knowledge

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

Owl Through Time

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

The Book of 'Everything You Need To Know.'

I like a manager who asks questions.

Whom.

'Of course you're a failure! Look at you - seventy-two and you've never had a mid-life crisis!'

In Other News, Owls. Owl News Now. Here Owls. Owl Time.

'Owl be lovin' you owlwise!'

'Damn early birds.'

"I'll be answering that question and many more in next week's webinar."

'Your uncle had a very unusual will.'

Who's Hoot

Shorn sheep gets Baaaaard!

Some owls aren't content just knowing who.

'He's a successful investment advisor.'

'What are you doing?!'

"I don't even know when late night begins anymore."

Owl answers telephone.

'Sometimes I just feel like I don't know HOO I am.'

'...and to my darling little pussycat, Tiddles, I leave my budgerigar, two white mice and four goldfish.'

'Overruled. Now answer the question. We could all use a good laugh.'

Poet and Peasant