Wise Owl Enthusiast Mugs

Owl reads "Who's Who"

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

Aging Support Group

Day two of our series: America's sleeping pill addiction. My guest, pillhead Rudy Park. I'm not a pillhead. Come clean. Admit the obvious truth. What truth? Rush Limbaugh made you do it! A political pundit never misses an opportunity. You got hooked only after O'Reilly harassed you.

Loopholes

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

Gold versus Knowledge

'Will you stop! You know that freaks me out!'

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

Owl Through Time

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

The Book of 'Everything You Need To Know.'

I like a manager who asks questions.

Whom.

'Owl be lovin' you owlwise!'

'Of course you're a failure! Look at you - seventy-two and you've never had a mid-life crisis!'

'Damn early birds.'

C'mon! Let's go! Hey, you knew I was a nightcrawler when you married me.

In Other News, Owls. Owl News Now. Here Owls. Owl Time.

"I'll be answering that question and many more in next week's webinar."

'Your uncle had a very unusual will.'

Who's Hoot

"I don't even know when late night begins anymore."

Shorn sheep gets Baaaaard!

'Yes, this is 'Hooters'. What were you expecting?'

'He's a successful investment advisor.'

'What are you doing?!'

Some owls aren't content just knowing who.

Owl answers telephone.

'Overruled. Now answer the question. We could all use a good laugh.'

'Sometimes I just feel like I don't know HOO I am.'

'...and to my darling little pussycat, Tiddles, I leave my budgerigar, two white mice and four goldfish.'