Wise Owl Admirer Mugs

Counsellor is an owl.

'He's a successful investment advisor.'

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

Archimedes statue with a lever

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

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"There has been a sharp increase in his cantankerousness."

"Well they are fake ducks, Honey, but not quite decoyish enough."

"It feels good to finally get my feet wet."

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

I like a manager who asks questions.

'Of course you're a failure! Look at you - seventy-two and you've never had a mid-life crisis!'

Scale indicates the value of books.

Owl answers telephone.

'Overruled. Now answer the question. We could all use a good laugh.'

"You're not old. You just have more leeway to scold strangers, and their kids, and feel good about it."

"You must learn to fight temptation: the only businesses open at night tend to be bars and nightclubs..."

For cryin' out loud, if you say "ain't it a hoot" one more time!

Poet and Peasant

"Don't talk to Larry tonight, he's got irritable owl syndrome!"

The Latter Day Wisdom of Solomon

"I have a night delivery Darling, so I'll be home late: It's a baby owl..."

"I used to live each dray to the fullest. Now I'm satisfied with every other Tuesday."

"I tell you, it was a nightmare: I had them the whole afternoon! Then this owl swooped over me, and like that - my hiccups were gone!"

'Wh..? Hey, get hold of yourself, you've been flying ever since you were hatched!'

'Why would anyone want to be an old age pensioner sooner rather than later?'

You can't beat a spin dry!

'Now, this may hoot a little.'

Owl Texting: 2wit,2wu

'Just because you happen to turn into a wolf during a full moon, dear, doesn't mean you have to act like one!'

'It gives me a different perspective on things.'

"I'm not looking for absolute wisdom. . . just enough to get by."

"He's a barn owl, we're great horned owls – completely different class."