Wisdom Prankster Gifts

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

"I trust him - he has a science background."

'Checkmate!'

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

The Ascent of Man.

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

'Looks like someone got their bags mixed up at daycare drop-off.'

'The mysteries of hyena laughter deciphered.'

Early Scientific Fraud: Young Thomas Edison Tried to Pass off a Container Filled with Fireflies as an Incandescent Bulb.

"Personally, I don't think the company's CEO and CFO should be making decisions by rock- paper-scissors!"

Wishing Well

'Okay, this is the scene where the bear becomes a parachute.'

An artist waits to ambush an easel

"Student unicorn"

"Yeah, I've been radio-tagged by scientists, so once a week, out of spite, I do something irrational just to mess up their data..."

Recombinant DNA Lab.

Dr. Frankenstein: 'Heyyyy, What THE...?!'

A moment with retired entomologist, Norman 'the torch' Walthrop.

Square root of chicken is egg.

"This perfect present can't disappoint anybody because you buy it, wrap it in and throw it away."

Artist paints nude model with Etch-a-Sketch.

That tom cat's spraying up the wall again