Philosophy Prankster Gifts

Square root of chicken is egg.

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Boy rolled into a snowball

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Resourceful toddler

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

"Where's Waldo? Where's Waldo? Peek-a-boo! There he is!"

Teddy Time Bears

"Ok, I found a secure line."

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

'I did it all from memory.'

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

'If someone farts in the forest and there's no one around to smell it, does it make a stink?'

Clown Skis.

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

Teddy Bear

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

Good Cop, Annoying Kid.