Philosophy Prankster Mugs

Square root of chicken is egg.

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

Boy rolled into a snowball

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Resourceful toddler

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"Ok, I found a secure line."

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

Teddy Time Bears

'I did it all from memory.'

Clown Skis.

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

Teddy Bear

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

Good Cop, Annoying Kid.

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

"I trust him - he has a science background."