Wisdom Prankster Mugs

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

Tonite: Gala Costume Party. Got your costume for the big party? No, I'll just part my hair on the other side and go as my own reflection.

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

'I gotta bad feeling about this.'

"I trust him - he has a science background."

'Checkmate!'

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

The Ascent of Man.

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

'Looks like someone got their bags mixed up at daycare drop-off.'

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

Om and Ommer

'The mysteries of hyena laughter deciphered.'

Astronomers studying the 26 moons of Uranus...

Early Scientific Fraud: Young Thomas Edison Tried to Pass off a Container Filled with Fireflies as an Incandescent Bulb.

"Personally, I don't think the company's CEO and CFO should be making decisions by rock- paper-scissors!"

Sartre's E-Mail

Wishing Well

'Okay, this is the scene where the bear becomes a parachute.'

Practical Jokes in the Science Lab. Watch this -- That chair is made of anti-matter.

An artist waits to ambush an easel

"Yeah, I've been radio-tagged by scientists, so once a week, out of spite, I do something irrational just to mess up their data..."

Recombinant DNA Lab.

Dr. Frankenstein: 'Heyyyy, What THE...?!'

"Student unicorn"

'But that wasn't a beaker of acid! That was a cup of coffee from the cafeteria!'

A moment with retired entomologist, Norman 'the torch' Walthrop.

Square root of chicken is egg.

Artist paints nude model with Etch-a-Sketch.

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

Trick Number 9: plant valuables in his room...in case you need a reason for a quick getaway.

"This perfect present can't disappoint anybody because you buy it, wrap it in and throw it away."