Wisdom Critic Gifts

"Dont believe anything those guys have told you. None of it. It's all B.S."

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

"It's time to get politics out of money."

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

'Oh, the guru is up on the next peak -- I'm his agent.'

Gold versus Knowledge

'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.'

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

"I, too, hate being a greedy bastard, but we have a responsibility to our shareholders."

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

The Meaning of Life

KEEP YOUR FRIENDS CLOSE AND YOUR ENEMIES CLOSER, 'That kind of thinking leads to marriage.'

"I thought I'd be lonely at the top."

"Like my old man used to say: 'No news is bad news not yet undelivered.'"

'Let's have some fun - Let's order from that place that guarantees pizza delivery in thirty minutes!'

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"

'All this knowledge going into my head, through my eyes and out the window to float forever in space.'

"We must do something about the bloated, fat cat image bankers have a acquired...I think I'll settle for a bigger chair!"

The Book of 'Everything You Need To Know.'

A person seeking truth walks on a treadmill.

I'm Aging Gracefully...so SHUT UP!!!

"More aphorisms, please!"

'Enjoy it while you can, kid...one day you wake up and you're five!'