Wired Connection Advocate Gifts

"We need to complain to Earth's tech leaders about going wireless."

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

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"He's taught himself work-life balance."

"Uh-oh...it's starting to delegate work to me."

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

"So, you want me to go all the way back to the kitchen just to get you a menu...? Couldn't I just give you a link to our, online menu?!"

"Your job is to build an app that replaces you."

"The boss expects us all to be robots."

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"Before automation how did humans endure work?"

Paranoia vs Social Currency.

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'I don't want to talk to any flunkies. Put me straight through to the computer.'

Smith and Hobson: People replacing people with apps and robots since 2009.

"I don't know if they do or not. . . I've never opened it."

"The Fad Herald cometh." "Wasn't he just here? Why's he back so soon?" "Hear ye, hear ye. The following is out: Human labor. The following are now in: Pizza delivery droids, Amazon delivery drones, and replacing all blue- and white-collar jobs with cheap, highly productive robot labor... ...robots who never sleep, never ask for a raise, and never complain about harassment... ...because they're too busy plotting the extinction of the meatbag species. We will isolate you. Alienate you from one

'David, can't you speak for yourself?'

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"We give thanks for superfast broadband, 4G connectivity ..."

Moses comes down the mountain with the first silicon chip.

"Not in my name!"

"We never talk about anything. 'Me Tarzan, you Jane. Me Tarzan, you Jane.' That's all he ever says."

"The biggest downside of funding IT startups... is being called 'dude'!"

"We always encourage freethinking, as long as it stays within established boundaries."

"Question ... what is my motivation to ever leave this armchair?"

"Sorry, Kevin, but having the wi-fi down for a couple of hour is not 'living off the grid'."

"It's been in self-drive mode all morning, maybe it's not programmed to recognise stop signs?"

"You say you know at last where you made the wrong turn in your life. You never told me you made a wrong turn in your life."