Winterbreak Gifts

"That's the answer to 'How long till winter break?' I'm looking for the capital

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

You Are Here

Skiing.

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

"First class, or with children?"

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"Tommy!"

'No ice.'

Snowprov

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

Snow flake

Boy rolled into a snowball

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

"Little help?"

Good News about winter

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Politically Correct Snowperson

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Alien Snowmen

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

Ice skater

'The kids were so sweet...'

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

"Bless You."

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."