Winter Tactical Mastermind Gifts

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

"I think you might need to start again."

To attract a bigger audience, the world chess federation allow fans to distract an opponent when it's his move.

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

"Not the most impressive strategic plan I've ever seen."

'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'

'I'll take ten, please.'

Boy accidentally hits a man with a snowball

"O.K., Saddam, we want a full and accurate accounting of what you've got - or else?"

"Mom?"

'And finally, there's option three, a classic business model that would reduce our marketing, supply-chain and production expenses by 85 percent!' '

Everyone blames spring for Frosty's disappearance, but Micky 'The sno-cone dude' Peretti sure seems to know more than he's letting on.

Manager. Managing a political campaign and a baseball team are alike in many ways. A campaign is launched with a "first pitch," when a candidate gives a speech selling himself or herself. I change pitchers based on the game situation. In politics and baseball, sometimes it's best to come from the right side and sometimes it's best to come from the left side. We study our competitors' weaknesses and exploit those. In politics we call that "opposition research." And I don't worry about the

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

Trojan horse.

'Removal sounds politically incorrect.'

Susan used her ingenious invention to carry on playing golf during the final stages of her pregnancy!

"Holy smokes, he's undefeatable!"

"This is the rendezvous point where you'll make contact with the target and organically bring up if he things I'm cool."

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

"Remember you making fun of me for using a litter box? Well, good luck going outside now that it's freezing out."

Snowman and his pc.

'Dang Italians, tricked us again!'

Big Game Hunting. (Giant monopoly and scrabble.)

'I like that guy. He gets a splitting headache, but instead of quitting, he calls time out, the athletic trainer tapes him up, and he gets right back in the game.'

Avram Grant, Premier League Manager.

Mum! I'm cold! - 'Put your jumper on then!' - 'I'm already wearing it!' - '' - 'Mum! I can't reach the thermostat!' - 'Oh, that's a shame, dear.' -

'Our objective is to move to smaller premises!'

'Vikings behind you, a scary monster to the side, and the building's on fire. What do you want to do?'

Chess Chef