Winter Tactical Mastermind Mugs

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

"I think you might need to start again."

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

"Not the most impressive strategic plan I've ever seen."

'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'

'I'll take ten, please.'

Boy accidentally hits a man with a snowball

"O.K., Saddam, we want a full and accurate accounting of what you've got - or else?"

"Mom?"

'And finally, there's option three, a classic business model that would reduce our marketing, supply-chain and production expenses by 85 percent!' '

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

Everyone blames spring for Frosty's disappearance, but Micky 'The sno-cone dude' Peretti sure seems to know more than he's letting on.

Trojan horse.

'Removal sounds politically incorrect.'

Susan used her ingenious invention to carry on playing golf during the final stages of her pregnancy!

"Remember you making fun of me for using a litter box? Well, good luck going outside now that it's freezing out."

"This is the rendezvous point where you'll make contact with the target and organically bring up if he things I'm cool."

Snowman and his pc.

"Holy smokes, he's undefeatable!"

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

'Dang Italians, tricked us again!'

'I like that guy. He gets a splitting headache, but instead of quitting, he calls time out, the athletic trainer tapes him up, and he gets right back in the game.'

Big Game Hunting. (Giant monopoly and scrabble.)

'Our objective is to move to smaller premises!'

'Vikings behind you, a scary monster to the side, and the building's on fire. What do you want to do?'

Mum! I'm cold! - 'Put your jumper on then!' - 'I'm already wearing it!' - '' - 'Mum! I can't reach the thermostat!' - 'Oh, that's a shame, dear.' -

Chess Chef

"It's a bit derivative."