Defensive Mastermind Mugs

The goalkeeper puts up a wall of bricks

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

Small child building a large contraption from junk

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

"I think you might need to start again."

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

"Not the most impressive strategic plan I've ever seen."

Computer operator welding machine.

'I think I found the problem.'

'I hate playing stinkbugs! Every time we press them on defense, they just let 'e rip!'

"O.K., Saddam, we want a full and accurate accounting of what you've got - or else?"

"They have special forces, but we have policy reports!"

'With your permission sir... checkmate.'

'And finally, there's option three, a classic business model that would reduce our marketing, supply-chain and production expenses by 85 percent!' '

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

Susan used her ingenious invention to carry on playing golf during the final stages of her pregnancy!

"Holy smokes, he's undefeatable!"

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

"This is the rendezvous point where you'll make contact with the target and organically bring up if he things I'm cool."

'Dang Italians, tricked us again!'

Big Game Hunting. (Giant monopoly and scrabble.)

'I like that guy. He gets a splitting headache, but instead of quitting, he calls time out, the athletic trainer tapes him up, and he gets right back in the game.'

"When I'm with you, Miss Lawson, the billable hours just fly by."

'Our objective is to move to smaller premises!'

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