Defensive Mastermind Prints

The goalkeeper puts up a wall of bricks

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

Small child building a large contraption from junk

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

"I think you might need to start again."

To attract a bigger audience, the world chess federation allow fans to distract an opponent when it's his move.

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

"Not the most impressive strategic plan I've ever seen."

Computer operator welding machine.

'I think I found the problem.'

'I hate playing stinkbugs! Every time we press them on defense, they just let 'e rip!'

"They have special forces, but we have policy reports!"

"O.K., Saddam, we want a full and accurate accounting of what you've got - or else?"

'With your permission sir... checkmate.'

'And finally, there's option three, a classic business model that would reduce our marketing, supply-chain and production expenses by 85 percent!' '

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

It's a Millennial Generation Life off!

"I want you to leave here today with a message of joy!..."

Manager. Managing a political campaign and a baseball team are alike in many ways. A campaign is launched with a "first pitch," when a candidate gives a speech selling himself or herself. I change pitchers based on the game situation. In politics and baseball, sometimes it's best to come from the right side and sometimes it's best to come from the left side. We study our competitors' weaknesses and exploit those. In politics we call that "opposition research." And I don't worry about the

The World's Most Evil Mastermind (and a man sitting in a chair).

'Off hand, I'd say it's a problem with your distributor.'

Susan used her ingenious invention to carry on playing golf during the final stages of her pregnancy!

"Holy smokes, he's undefeatable!"

"This is the rendezvous point where you'll make contact with the target and organically bring up if he things I'm cool."

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

'Dang Italians, tricked us again!'

Big Game Hunting. (Giant monopoly and scrabble.)

'I like that guy. He gets a splitting headache, but instead of quitting, he calls time out, the athletic trainer tapes him up, and he gets right back in the game.'

The inventions of baseball

Robot Truck.

'Our objective is to move to smaller premises!'

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