Tactics Mastermind Mugs

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

Small child building a large contraption from junk

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

"I think you might need to start again."

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

"The team needs LEADERSHIP, anyone have a view on that?"

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

"Not the most impressive strategic plan I've ever seen."

Computer operator welding machine.

'With 5% spent on talent, 5% on production, and 90% on marketing...I smell WINNER!'

'I think I found the problem.'

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

"We're targeting a specific demographic: the utterly clueless."

I don't like the looks of this.

"To be honest, it's the same stuff just in different bottles!"

The imagery attacks the compalcency of the casual web surfer and uses a visual cacophony of discordant images to excite and enthusethe casual visitor...

"O.K., Saddam, we want a full and accurate accounting of what you've got - or else?"

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

"A Leading cosmetics company believes our drilling mud would ake an excellent skincare product."

'And finally, there's option three, a classic business model that would reduce our marketing, supply-chain and production expenses by 85 percent!' '

Management by committee: 'The buck stops here, here, here, here,,,'

Trojan horse.

Digital Marketing

'Give it to me straight, doc. How much longer do I have in advertising's prime demographic audience?'

What are they complaining about...the work is challenging,interesting, demanding...AND we let them do it for 80 hours a week.

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.