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"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Small child building a large contraption from junk

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

"I think you might need to start again."

To attract a bigger audience, the world chess federation allow fans to distract an opponent when it's his move.

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

"The team needs LEADERSHIP, anyone have a view on that?"

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

"Not the most impressive strategic plan I've ever seen."

Computer operator welding machine.

'With 5% spent on talent, 5% on production, and 90% on marketing...I smell WINNER!'

"This is super. I asked for super-duper."

Carlo Ancelotti

'I think I found the problem.'

The imagery attacks the compalcency of the casual web surfer and uses a visual cacophony of discordant images to excite and enthusethe casual visitor...

"O.K., Saddam, we want a full and accurate accounting of what you've got - or else?"

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

"To be honest, it's the same stuff just in different bottles!"

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

I don't like the looks of this.

"We're targeting a specific demographic: the utterly clueless."

"A Leading cosmetics company believes our drilling mud would ake an excellent skincare product."

'And finally, there's option three, a classic business model that would reduce our marketing, supply-chain and production expenses by 85 percent!' '

Management by committee: 'The buck stops here, here, here, here,,,'

Alex Ferguson

"I want you to leave here today with a message of joy!..."

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Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

What are they complaining about...the work is challenging,interesting, demanding...AND we let them do it for 80 hours a week.

Trojan horse.

Manager. Managing a political campaign and a baseball team are alike in many ways. A campaign is launched with a "first pitch," when a candidate gives a speech selling himself or herself. I change pitchers based on the game situation. In politics and baseball, sometimes it's best to come from the right side and sometimes it's best to come from the left side. We study our competitors' weaknesses and exploit those. In politics we call that "opposition research." And I don't worry about the