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Brian Clough

'It's baaaack!'

"This is the rendezvous point where you'll make contact with the target and organically bring up if he things I'm cool."

Avram Grant, Premier League Manager.

'Crowley has a black belt in bombing.'

No-one said it was for military use.

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

Small child building a large contraption from junk

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

"I think you might need to start again."

To attract a bigger audience, the world chess federation allow fans to distract an opponent when it's his move.

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

"The team needs LEADERSHIP, anyone have a view on that?"

"Not the most impressive strategic plan I've ever seen."

Computer operator welding machine.

'I gotta bad feeling about this.'

Carlo Ancelotti

"This is super. I asked for super-duper."

'I think I found the problem.'

The Use of Cavalry

"I advise a slow, steady stream of lawsuits to weaken your enemies resistance. We call it time release litigation."

"Let's do exactly what these pundits in the halftime report said we should do. If we lose, we'll blame them!"

"O.K., Saddam, we want a full and accurate accounting of what you've got - or else?"

'With your permission sir... checkmate.'

I don't like the looks of this.

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

'And finally, there's option three, a classic business model that would reduce our marketing, supply-chain and production expenses by 85 percent!' '

Management by committee: 'The buck stops here, here, here, here,,,'

'Bugger! My brain's just pulled a hammy.'