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"And mark it 'strictly confidential' - I want everybody to read it."

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

'He's just messing with your mind.'

"I think you might need to start again."

'Dang Italians, tricked us again!'

Generals play chess using tiny missiles.

"It's amazing how much this plan looks like a mouse hunt."

Interpersonal conflict

Big Game Hunting. (Giant monopoly and scrabble.)

'I like that guy. He gets a splitting headache, but instead of quitting, he calls time out, the athletic trainer tapes him up, and he gets right back in the game.'

"Holy smokes, he's undefeatable!"

"O.K., Saddam, we want a full and accurate accounting of what you've got - or else?"

World Leader

"We thought we'd try and put in the details later!"

"Have you considered the possibility the government might be trying to lose the next election?"

"Over there they bombed their own troops, but we lost any advantage, because over here we bombed our own troops."

'Slide, Kaupotski, slide!'

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

It would've worked too, if his idiot partner hadn't switched on the exhaust fan.

Six-Handed Draughts

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

'It's pretty clear voters have selected me to be the spoiler.'

"Your application notes you're a grand master. How long have you played chess?"

"Why does every idea I have, have to be a scheme?"

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."

"We structured the deal so it won't make any sense to you."

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

"The team needs LEADERSHIP, anyone have a view on that?"

What can I play?

"Not the most impressive strategic plan I've ever seen."

'With 5% spent on talent, 5% on production, and 90% on marketing...I smell WINNER!'