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"Not the most impressive strategic plan I've ever seen."

'And finally, there's option three, a classic business model that would reduce our marketing, supply-chain and production expenses by 85 percent!' '

"OK, once again, for Bob's benefit: Hunting in a pack only works if everybody sticks to the plan!"

"What we want to tap into here is denial."

'Vikings behind you, a scary monster to the side, and the building's on fire. What do you want to do?'

'Our objective is to move to smaller premises!'

'The Defeat of Jenga Castle'.

Ecstatic 'R' Us: 'They've just announced massive profits.'

Do you realise you are talking to someone who has a three year rolling contract and knows where all the bodies are buried?

Countervailing Strategies

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

"We structured the deal so it won't make any sense to you."

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

"I think you might need to start again."

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

"The team needs LEADERSHIP, anyone have a view on that?"

What can I play?

'With 5% spent on talent, 5% on production, and 90% on marketing...I smell WINNER!'

"I just learned that my golden parachute was not properly packed."

'Okay, here's the plan...'

"We're targeting a specific demographic: the utterly clueless."

"A Leading cosmetics company believes our drilling mud would ake an excellent skincare product."

"To be honest, it's the same stuff just in different bottles!"

I don't like the looks of this.

"O.K., Saddam, we want a full and accurate accounting of what you've got - or else?"

The imagery attacks the compalcency of the casual web surfer and uses a visual cacophony of discordant images to excite and enthusethe casual visitor...

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

'I see you plan to grow by 50 a year!'