Sports Mastermind Gifts

Bud's Coaching Staff Removal Service.

"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

'Oh, believe me -- you don't want to hear it in layman's terms!'

"The team needs LEADERSHIP, anyone have a view on that?"

"Not the most impressive strategic plan I've ever seen."

'With 5% spent on talent, 5% on production, and 90% on marketing...I smell WINNER!'

"A Leading cosmetics company believes our drilling mud would ake an excellent skincare product."

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

'With your permission sir... checkmate.'

"We're targeting a specific demographic: the utterly clueless."

The imagery attacks the compalcency of the casual web surfer and uses a visual cacophony of discordant images to excite and enthusethe casual visitor...

I don't like the looks of this.

"To be honest, it's the same stuff just in different bottles!"

'Our financial troubles are over, Edna. The fellas and I have formed a boy band.'

'And finally, there's option three, a classic business model that would reduce our marketing, supply-chain and production expenses by 85 percent!' '

'I see you plan to grow by 50 a year!'

Management by committee: 'The buck stops here, here, here, here,,,'

Businessman's schedule full of confrontations.

Digital Marketing

'Give it to me straight, doc. How much longer do I have in advertising's prime demographic audience?'

What are they complaining about...the work is challenging,interesting, demanding...AND we let them do it for 80 hours a week.

'No wonder the company is in trouble!'

"What choice do we have? I can't fire him. He knows too much."

"Well done, another winner, Haskins."

Susan used her ingenious invention to carry on playing golf during the final stages of her pregnancy!

Niche Marketing

'By subliminally advertising in our own commercials, we get twice the advertising for half the price!'