Winter Mythologist T-Shirts

'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

Rude Snowpeople

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."

'Ok, give me your username & password one more time.'

'It's easy, just wee!'

Snowman Driver

"We bring him gifts of gold, frankincense and mercantile mutual hedge fund options."

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

Unicorn in the Woods

"Your grandma and I have decided to live together."

"I love this time of year."

"I'm sorry, Master, but all my offers to grant your wishes are invalid under the laws of your state."

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

He Sees You When You're Sleeping

"Aw, geez. My nuts are frozen." "T-T-Tell me about it."

'The computer can talk to terminals all over the country. Bentley thinks it's talking about him.'

"All the better to ignore you with."

"I told you we came back too early...I'm freezing my tail feathers off!"

"Hi, my name is Daniel. And I am Thor..."

"Here it comes!"

"The cause of your illness is the approaching winter."

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

'Van Helsing, I've told you that just Holy Water isn't enough to kill count Snowcula! You need HOT Holy Water!'

It's a bit derivative.

'To redeem your wishes, fill out all required fields, including username and password.'

'Okay, but for future reference; We never grit the ice in here.'

"Yeah, I'm the Tooth Fairy. But you're gonna have to take a check."