Winter Mythologist Pillows

'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

Rude Snowpeople

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

'Ok, give me your username & password one more time.'

'It's easy, just wee!'

Snowman Driver

"We bring him gifts of gold, frankincense and mercantile mutual hedge fund options."

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

"I'm sorry, Master, but all my offers to grant your wishes are invalid under the laws of your state."

"I love this time of year."

Unicorn in the Woods

"Your grandma and I have decided to live together."

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

"I'll admit I've packed on a few extra pounds, but it's only water weight."

He Sees You When You're Sleeping

A diuretic! Are you sure about this?

Alfred Hitchcock As A Kid

'The computer can talk to terminals all over the country. Bentley thinks it's talking about him.'

"Aw, geez. My nuts are frozen." "T-T-Tell me about it."

"All the better to ignore you with."

"I told you we came back too early...I'm freezing my tail feathers off!"

"Hi, my name is Daniel. And I am Thor..."

"Here it comes!"

It's a bit derivative.

'Another botched Snotox injection...'

"The cause of your illness is the approaching winter."

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

'Van Helsing, I've told you that just Holy Water isn't enough to kill count Snowcula! You need HOT Holy Water!'

'To redeem your wishes, fill out all required fields, including username and password.'

'Okay, but for future reference; We never grit the ice in here.'

Church Parking Sign for Midnight Mass

"This is a stick-up."