Winter Food Gifts

"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

Panettone

'You mean to tell me you forgot where you buried dinner?'

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

'I hope you all like stuffing.'

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

"I hear you helped make the stuffing. I like raisins."

Stuffing the turkey.

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

With all that Christmas baking left, that's a bad thing...(egg prices soar).

(No caption). Woman bundled up against the cold weather smiles as she thinks of a big ripe red tomato.

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

They discover fire and we spend all day cooking!

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

"Fresh-raked leaves?"

"The Steak, too? I know it's autumn, but do you have to have EVERY thing pumpkin spice?"

Hot Chestnuts

"For keyhole turkey carving we use a 12 mm port in each flank and third in the midline."

"Well, they have to hibernate somewhere...and your airing cupboard is no exception."

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

'I know it's daring, but I always try one new recipe for Thanksgiving dinner.'

Because of bad weather and lots of people moving slowly on the path, it took forever to get here! Everybody was picking up a pumpkin on Wednesday. There was a huge crowd and long lines at the pumpkin patch. My brother and I can't be seated together today. We'd argue and disagree about who should run the village council. After this huge meal nobody's gonna want to stick around and clean up this mess! If they're still having this celebration centuries from now, I'm sure they'll have worked i

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

Adult Table - Kids Table - Kids' Friends Table

Meat Poultry Fish. Genetically Modified Christmas Turkeys. Order Now. They inserted kangaroo DNA to make a product for stuffing, and octopus DNA so everybody gets a drumstick!

'Turkey's okay, but most of the trimmings are vegetables.'

'It's going great, hon. I'm just about to stuff the turkey.'

'Mary, you must give me your stuffing recipe.'

Christmas was the one time of year when Roger could take advantage of working in the genetic research laboratory.

'It's too early to start being good for Christmas. I always wait until at least the Thanksgiving left-overs are all gone.'