Winter Food T-Shirts

"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

'You mean to tell me you forgot where you buried dinner?'

Panettone

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

'I hope you all like stuffing.'

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

"I hear you helped make the stuffing. I like raisins."

Stuffing the turkey.

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

Hot Chestnuts

"Fresh-raked leaves?"

"The Steak, too? I know it's autumn, but do you have to have EVERY thing pumpkin spice?"

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

"Well, they have to hibernate somewhere...and your airing cupboard is no exception."

'I know it's daring, but I always try one new recipe for Thanksgiving dinner.'

"For keyhole turkey carving we use a 12 mm port in each flank and third in the midline."

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

Adult Table - Kids Table - Kids' Friends Table

"I'm making Thanksgiving dinner this year. Do you have Turkey Helper?"

Christmas was the one time of year when Roger could take advantage of working in the genetic research laboratory.

'It's too early to start being good for Christmas. I always wait until at least the Thanksgiving left-overs are all gone.'

"Fuel poverty is not the same as being too mean to switch the heating on...."

'Turkey's okay, but most of the trimmings are vegetables.'