Seasonal Eating T-Shirts

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

Easter Egg Delivery

(No caption). Woman bundled up against the cold weather smiles as she thinks of a big ripe red tomato.

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

"Fresh-raked leaves?"

Hot Chestnuts

"The Steak, too? I know it's autumn, but do you have to have EVERY thing pumpkin spice?"

"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews."

"It's pumpin spice latte season - I feel it in the air."

'Anyone else seeing a pattern here?'

'It's too early to start being good for Christmas. I always wait until at least the Thanksgiving left-overs are all gone.'

'. . . the Winter of Discontent Soup, Arab Spring Roll, Summer Madness Salad and The Season of Mellow Mists Fruit Medley.'

'What do you expect? It's not summer anymore.'

Large man uses 'Fat Nav' to lead him to large Christmas pudding.

"Just in, new Pumpkin Enema. 'Tis the season!"

Who's ready for pumpkin spice season?

Autumn: A Time for Reflection

"And that's the real difference between summer and winter. Saucepans. Lots of saucepans."

Pumpkin Spice Petrol.

"I must have been frozen -- is this the future?"

Now in Pumpkin Spice!

'Great. Looks like I'll be packing on more weight.'

"Check out this app. It let's you substitute other vegetables for your nose."

Too full after after Christmas dinner!

First Robins of Spring on a Stick

'Every crowd has a silver lining!'

Getting a great ear of corn makes me wish that summer would never end!

Santa ringing bell with sign "Give now and avoid the holiday rush."

I think you may have overdone the pumpkin spice thing this fall.

"Eggnog?"