Winter End Gifts

'The worst thing about hibernation is it takes another month for the fabric wrinkles in your face to die down'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Snowprov

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

'No ice.'

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

Snow flake

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

"Thank god I bought my layers."

Politically Correct Snowperson

That one has all the batteries!

Boy rolled into a snowball

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

University Soapflakes

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

"Little help?"

Good News about winter

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Alien Snowmen

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

'The kids were so sweet...'

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

"Bless You."

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

Frosting the Snowman

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

'You head south without me. I'll be fine.'

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."