Winter End Gifts

'The worst thing about hibernation is it takes another month for the fabric wrinkles in your face to die down'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Snowprov

'No ice.'

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

Snow flake

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

"Thank god I bought my layers."

Boy rolled into a snowball

"Little help?"

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Good News about winter

Politically Correct Snowperson

Alien Snowmen

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"Bless You."

'The kids were so sweet...'

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

'You head south without me. I'll be fine.'